The Back to School Bash

Our Second Annual Back to School Bash has come and gone! The festivities this year were fun, eventful, and as always entertaining! I do have to admit that the Four-Square Arena was used a whole bunch more than I expected. Amy killilng 19 people in a game of "Murder in the Church" was also spectacular! However; nothing compared to the Food Games!

Here is a quick rundown of the competitions and winners: In the "Mustard Twinkie" contest, Cody L. from Providence proved to be too quick for the rest of the competitors. A special reward should be given to Lauren M. for the best face of pure disgust! In the "Who Can Drink Fastest" competition, Melissa P. proved her mettle! Special consideration should be given to Amy B. for the fastest to the clam juice and the fastest to spit out the clam juice! In the "Happy Meal Milkshake Splurg," Lisa B. proved to be more than just a volleyball player with her endurance and courage in downing the compustible concoction! And finally in the "Meat from a Can Pass," Kelly L. (Cody's sis) stepped up to the plate and proved that Cody isn't the only one with a hollow stomach by eating a bowl full of sardines, liver cheese, fish steak, and spam! Congratulations to all the winners and to all those who graciously participated!

I think that without a doubt this year's Back to School Bash was definately more fun than a "Moose on the Loose!"

(Neal Mathis)